Chancellor does the Hokey Cokey
He puts his left leg in, his left leg out, does the Hokey Cokey and completely U-turns on his FSCS savings guarantee.
“We’ll offer protection on the first £100,000″
“That’s a bit of a fucking liability isn’t it Alistair?”
“We’ve got no choice, they’re losing faith in the banks, it could go down like a house of cards mate”
“OK”
“Hey Gordon it worked, the angry crowds are disappearing”
“Retract!”
“Sorry everyone, I meant we’ll offer 100% protection on the remaining 10% of the previous 90% of £33,000 offer”
